Raspberry. ( she says with full confidence with her chest puffing out. the decor may look spine-chilling, but jinx knows the pastry will only last a day until someone swipes it out of her hands. ) — I almost went with strawberry, but pfffffft...!

( the baker tosses up a hand as if a recommendation like that is downright absurd. )

Everybody goes with strawberry. It's what they're expecting, and you gotta get 'em in their blindsight.