𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵

(if one attentively looks at dazai's table, they'll see that the chips are placed in a way that don't cover his face, he even brushed his hair and dressed nicely for this. his predictions have risen mafia profits into absurdity, saved the world, and now, here he is! he's ridiculously good at things like these, tics as clear as the sun rays, deception perceived, and delivered flawlessly - after all, dazai's always been a bullshitter, it's so easy to speak as if he's telling the truth, flamboyant, loud, childish, and yet, so outrageously attentive to every detail. upon arriving, though, one would notice it's not money he's gambling for. it's for truths, and it's for dares, and so far, he's done none of these.

his obnoxiousness might as well echo.)

Ah, fufufufu, it's my win!! Are we glad or sad that I don't care for money?!! Aaaaaah, to be poor, but to have a good laugh!!!

𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗺

(ok, that took him not too long to be bored with. so now, it's petty drunk games that are getting his attention, betting on whether himself or someone is able to do something rather stupid - can you grab a champagne glass from the glass tower without fucking it all up? can you slide across the hall in your socks in one go? drink to pay. so, at this point, dazai's already... somewhat there. so, there are more and more giggles, his hair back to being poofy and disorderly, and he announces his bet.)

Alright, alright! Three shots-- Who can balance the most coins on their forehead wins! Everyone else pays up!!

𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽 (𝗰𝘄 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗴 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗯𝗵)

(he's been somewhat behaving, but after a certain while, too much booze needs to be countered so he can keep going on. he's drank more than enough -- that is saying a lot for someone like him. dazai's trip to the restroom brings him more energy, like he had never drank in the first place, so like someone who drank 5 gallons of coffee (it was not coffee) he grabs the first wrist he sees, hopping his way towards the back.)

COME ON, WE GOTTA DANCE!! THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!! HAVE YOU HEARD THIS SONG?! SONG'S AMAZING. WE SHOULD TOTALLY DANCE. DO YOU DANCE? CAN YOU DANCE? I CAN'T DANCE TO THIS BUT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱

(literally whatever you please. i'm here. i am waiting for you specifically.)