[Funny that, because Michi is also looking for something to give his not actually a girlfriend at all.]

Uh, well... [He eyes the many stalls surrounding them, visibly embarrased as he looks literally anywhere but at this clown's fake microphone.] I heard these things could protect their wearers, so I wanted to find some cool looking ones for my friends. We don't know anything about this place, so anything that could protect them from anything would be good, right?