[ Peter laughs. Magic is whack, ok. It's bogus, even if he knows it's real. ]

I mean, it might be possible for somebody with this much resources to talk an entire town into humoring us and acting all nice, but like... that's too many cooks, you know? Someone would've messed it up by now.

[ That, or they're all being mind-controlled, but Peter would rather not go down that road again... He'd much rather focus on the mad respect he's getting for his jacket. Because his jacket rocks! ]

Hah, you got it, man. It's actually inspired by my favorite metal band from back home. You have metal where you're from?