(he's always like this. dazai's love for women is printed into the parchment with his crime, and this one is rather pretty - he can't help himself, it's stronger than him to hit on her, so sorry, ange. the smile on his face comes from the flustered look, even as it shifts to a more familiar one.)

Who said I was joking?

(FIRST OF ALL.)

Ah, everyone knows it already, so I'll tell you myself. My touch nullifies abilities, so I'm less worried than most would be. I have people who can fight rather well in the site, so I get to rest a little bit, you see?