laserguy: (let's go together)
Scott 'has zero self-respect' Summers ([personal profile] laserguy) wrote in [community profile] expiationlogs 2023-08-02 01:44 pm (UTC)

That's because you are.

[He's never been this gung-ho about Twinkies, but he has to talk it up now. Also, hungry.]

It has a top secret recipe, hidden from the masses at home. You're honestly super lucky to come across one in this world.

[Scott considers something for a moment, before he breaks the Twinkie in half and offering it to Vi with a grin. Look, if he's going to get food poisoning from this thing, someone else may as well suffer with him. BUT MOST LIKELY they're just going to enjoy it because these things last forever, as he just said with 100% confidence.]

Here, try it.

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